| HAPPY 10TH B |
[08 Aug 2009|07:40pm] |
alright you bitches with escaprism FTP access. i'm going to start gearing up escaprism for cool webmaster-oriented purposes, with nice functions that will benefit the Internet in various ways (you might call it a prism of benefits!). when you get a chance, clean up your folders to the best of your knowledge and ability. remember what you've uploaded in extraneous areas, put things only in your own main folders (krystal/[various sevda aliases]/niho/jon/etc.), and clean up those folders of your own while you're at it . if you want.
this is an ORDER from your BOSS with the $$BLING$$. but obviously you should think of your own reasons for cleaning up your FILTH.
here are some tips:
1. When looking in one directory, it's very annoying to see a bunch of folders cluttered everywhere. Try to spread out your folders so that there aren't too many in one view. Not doing this is very messy (I must reiterate this). Catagorization is pretty sexy to think about. For instance, I had this folder named AudityGeist in the root directory. But, since that's a YouTube account, I created a new folder in root called YouTube Uploads.
The only (major) bad thing is that everywhere on the 'net that I have to manually change any direct links. I can only hope some genius has thought of a way around this, or (if not) will create new standards in the future.
2. There is no tip #two.
i hope i didn't miss anything. but i'm tired of typing this entry
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| Donkey Kong Crazy 2 |
[17 Apr 2009|01:10pm] |
I began the game today where I left off from last time.
Rambi Rumble. I still don't fully understand all of Rambi's controls. By the time I die a few times and finally master all of the buttons (much less all of the maneuvers), this huge-ass bee comes at me out of nowhere and with intense music playing from left field. I die on the first red zinger, even though, sadly, the only way you can die from them is (probably) if you run into them without pressing anything except for forward/backward. So, with that in mind, I finish the stage with relative ease.
King Zing Sting. (Keep in mind that I'm practically playing this game for the first time.) I start pelting away at the bastard infinitely. I'm surprised that I ever saw that tiny flashing stinger weakpoint. Luckily, I'm a good player once I figure out all possible scenarios out of a jam, so I learn to rape the d-pad with my thumb in order to soar in all directions, especially including 'down' for access to indispensable southbound acceleration. After dying a couple times, and after the unexpected final stages of the boss try to perforate me (during both of which I somehow don't die), he inevitably explodes.
Meanwhile, my total lives are dangerously close to zero. When I instinctively go to the next area and find myself in the middle of nowhere, with no place to go but into the next level, I am sort of dumbstruck. Well... Ghostly Grove! At least the music is highly relaxing, proving effective as if I've just been sedated. Mastering the timing of these jumps takes a bit to get used to. What's worse, even, is the variety of ground enemies plastered all around this stage, obstructing my safety previous to jumping on the ghostly vines: porcupines, TNT enemies, the occasional King K. Rool lackeys firing cannons and barrels. ...But this was just the beginning. Stage cleared, ultimately.
Haunted Hell. Pumped up for the roller coaster ride, without fear, I feel cocky enough to believe that my reaction time alone will score me a sliding gliding victory. Wait, why did I just barely not make the jump over that barrel? Oh, god... no! No big deal: only a kong lost. Bonus stage. ...Now back to Hell! Death. 0 lives!!! Midpoint. Now, time to easily bypass the zingers on the top track. (Hey, something tells me that the lower track leads to fun times. I'll try later.) ...? It's near-impossible to avoid those zingers! Great, Game Ov--where did those two lives come from???? Whoa, the G in KONG actually would have completely saved my game from being over, had I not miraculously retrieved yet another life beforehand without my awareness. Nice. Too bad I lose the second life right as I receive it, though it is humorous and exhilarating. Resume. I hit the zinger again! But with two kongs. There are so many time barrels here to even bother describing how to work them. Anyway, I manage with my controller in hand, and practically arm, to exaggerate timing my jumps perfectly, and then exit the track . Time to bounce from this place. (...No! I was so close to receiving that heavenly red balloon at the end. I here reinforce myself that older games rely much upon players not making a single fractional second of a mistake, or else suffer torture for stages to come.)
Gusty Glade. The entire time here is crazy. I actually experienced vertigo at the very start of typing because I was still visualizing the leaves in the wind from this stage swinging bidirectionally across my eyesight. The greatest challenge that this stage provides, involves overcoming it, by constantly reorienting myself to how the stage invariably bestows all of its evil windy machinations upon my ever-pending desideratum for survival as time progresses forward. I forgot how Rattly can jump basically anytime you hit the jump button (in fact, I barely utilize such jumps with any animal playable in the whole game), so I find him completely disadvantageous, as I die multiple times from the get-go. Pertaining to some of the later gusts, I swear that the game was designed by people who have way too much fun playing The Incredible Machine. At one point, I am two jumps away from stable ground before heading forward from the next barrel. I quickly become alert to the change in wind direction enough to realize my real destiny: gliding two jumps' distance backward to everlasting dirt, resulting in one frame's say away from plunging to my holey death. Stimulating all of my (related!) involuntary bodily excitements is every moment in Glade's second half.
There isn't much else to add. Patiently (maybe not so much) awaiting the map screen to fade from black from finishing the level, I switch my brain to solely scanning for a head of white hair, unacceptable of all directions that further consist of teeth and green. ............"Thank fucking god," declares my inexclaimable self.
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[08 Feb 2009|02:07pm] |
a. People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blog and replace any question that they dislike with a new, original question.
b. Tag eight people. Don't refuse to do that. Don't tag who tagged you.
1. Where did your LJ handle come from?
derivative of oddity (social neglect [more like eventual rejection] and becoming people's pawns is my game!) + 31 because
2. How do you style your hair?
down the middle with no gel that's about to change time to make a to do list
3. What is making you happy right now?
nothing but the usual, which is being hindered by unnecessary, sad things
4. What are you currently reading?
The Best That Money CAN'T Buy
5. Do you need music to study/write?
the opposite
6. What is a clear memory of a time when you were very ashamed of yourself?
drew all over grandpa's stuff with a permanent marker. COUSIN 'MADE' ME DO IT. i was grounded, but i persuaded my way through to the ability to play mario paint. so if you ever want to share memories with mario paint i'm the guy
7. What would you change in your environment?
everything
8. Do you like being the gender that you are?
i can't tell
9. What is your favorite movie genre?
mindfuck
10. What was the last thing you ate today?
potato chips
11. What is your favorite color?
variety blend
12. How much money do you think you are worth?
hire me and find out
13. What's your favorite food?
chipotle chicken
14. Which languages do you wish you spoke?
All. Switzerland languages seem interesting to me.
15. What is your biggest pet peeve?
dumb people acting special
16. If everyone were to liken you to one specific person, who would you choose?
Jacque Fresco. potentially. but don't get all straw man on me
17. Who was your childhood idol?
i always claimed i didnt have one for fear of speaking up for something i wasn't sure about (paranoia lol). but looking back i can say Hiroki Kikuta
18. Where would you like your next holiday to be?
satan's ass
19. What's your favourite non-food-related taste?
booby
20. Tell me something you love about the person who tagged you.
the motivation to do certain things i'd otherwise... HAVE LESS MOTIVATION FOR.
TAGGIN' </a></b></a>![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) </b></a>chickensnack</b></a></b></a>diabolkur0</a></b></a>oogami</b></a>saiyajin71</b></a>setzer024</b></a>vgamet</a></a></a></a></a></a>
despite that no one will do it AND THAT IS A OKAY
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[02 Feb 2009|03:45pm] |
(3:33:32 PM) some bigh-ass mofucka: [my playlist] which you're not asking about so perhaps i'll never mention such an ungodly thing again EHEUH
(3:34:24 PM) h.264: i'll probably just equate the sound quality to some previous known similar composition
(3:34:27 PM) audity31: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzP_kIXsuvA my comment
(3:34:59 PM) "?": hahaha wtf
(3:35:05 PM) id [i dunno]: i'll watch this in a minuet
(3:35:09 PM) :chkn: MINUET
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| no |
[25 Jan 2009|11:49pm] |
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i will not do drugs with you
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| Revitalized |
[19 Jan 2009|01:03am] |
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metal gear (NES) - song everyone knows |
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partially
though that's usually how it goes
anyway, time to get back on track. pry go into music production. or join some humanitarian shit. hate trying to be one thing when there are so many as a collective.
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| Hemp oil cures cancers |
[14 Jan 2009|03:36am] |
I just watched 1.5 hours of something on how hemp oil can cure many types of cancers, and many other ailments. (Just the oil that's made from the plants works, not smoking, and it has to have THC in it unlike the current commercial products. It won't even get you high, either.) Below is a complimentary article which sums up everything. If it's all true, then... holy shit?
http://www.thenhf.com/articles/articles_659/articles_659.htm
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| Absolute Truth |
[16 Dec 2008|01:37pm] |
Ironic that it is almost illusory.
The Divine Matrix
A must see. Gregg is my new hero. He's been working on this forever, and it all makes logical, scientific sense. EEEEEEE
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| AIM logs |
[27 Nov 2008|01:02pm] |
i lost them all with various people. send them to me, if you can't!!
comments screened
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| YOUSAF BUTT |
[19 Nov 2008|10:02pm] |
(08:52:48 PM) Keith: "the new detection isn't a sure indication of the existence of KK particles. Harvard astrophysicist Yousaf Butt argued that other astronomical objects could explain the creation of these high-energy electrons"
(08:52:54 PM) Keith: YOUSAF BUTT
(08:56:37 PM) Faefly Kite: YOUSAF BUTT
(10:02:02 PM) Burge R Tiem: YOUSAF BUTT
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| to meme or not to meme |
[14 Nov 2008|07:53pm] |
As requested by syaradj
If you are on my friends list, I want to know 36 things about you.
I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other.
Short and sweet is fine... you're on my list, so I want to know you better!
Comment here (with your answers) and repost a blank one on your own journal.
01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) Favorite band to listen to when you're mad?
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30) Do you swear a lot?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
34) Favourite and least favourite food?
35) Do you believe in God?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
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| Truth '08 |
[05 Nov 2008|05:36am] |
So we get the next Prez. Now, what are the issues you need to know to help guide him about the views of the *real* majority?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMLJJEDDDGc The Islamic terror.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1656880303867390173 The American error.
The videos aren't entirely inversely related. (Something more opposing to the first video would be the Zeitgeist film pt.1 linked from my last entry, both parts of which should seriously be considered for examination.) Also, none of these vids encompass every video/book/article one needs to research to become well-educated; but maybe they come close to that, or at least exist as initial windows.
The first vid relates radical Islamic to the Nazis (which I found especially interesting during Part 8), and it relays other subjects to which I've rarely been exposed. But don't view it while thinking they're the only bad guys or anything, because the US is merely on a different side of the same coin. Partisanship guides people to no ends, so never think you are either right or indisputable about anything for a goddamn second. I'm sure anyone on the Internet knows this. (rite?)
The second vid exposes various fundamental areas of the US Constitution that are slowly being obliterated or already have been. Most of it relates to the federal banks being supremely corrupted by money since 1913.
Read the Constitution. Know your rights so they can't be removed. If everyone knows the absolute truth for themselves, then there's no way for you to be controlled, no way for a select few to control everything under the premise that they're older or more experienced. I sure wish I followed this advice earlier! Hey, maybe there's even a copy of the country's foundation on the 'net somewhere. Sleep first.
Take back what was robbed from you in history class.
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[03 Nov 2008|08:06pm] |
switched to linux (ubuntu)
caught up with 8th grade friend home from the airforce
missed even more school assignments
maybe this will make me be able to move out of state if i just hold a steady job/income while learning my way up to bigger things
social incentive is coo
pretty motivated right now to do things. just thinking of whatever, then immediately doing it. JEA
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